Funny Poems 3

What rhymes with rhinoceros?

       I only wish I knew

For then I'd write a special poem

       And it would be for you.


What word rhymes with rhino then?

    Oh heck!!  That’s even worse -

Oh, writing rhyming poetry

     Can sometimes be a curse.


Now concentrate, don't go to sleep! -

     But with that word in mind

I go to sleep at ten o'clock

     And at 3 am I find . . . .


Nothing rhymes with rhino -

   So I've come to a dead end.

Oh, writing rhymes for little kids

   Can drive you round the bend!


Yes, something does . . . . rhino I know.



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