Funny Poems 3 Performance Poems

My teacher does a dreadful thing -

      She confiscates our sweets.

She goes through all the lunch boxes

      Removing all our treats.


She tells us that they’re bad for us.

     She says we should eat well.

She teaches us it’s best to wish

     Our chocolates farewell.


Our fizzy drinks all disappear

     And also Mum’s good cake.

Her greedy eyes explore my box

     And then the crisps she takes.


I looked in through the staffroom door

     And know what happens next.

It’s teachers who stuff all our treats

    At lunchtime down their necks.


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This was one of almost 400 poems published in 5 books in 2010.  The poems were chosen by teachers and children in schools across West Yorkshire and were published by AMS Educational Publishers, Leeds.  I hope you like it also.  Josie

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