Funny Poems 3

I know a man called “Boring”

    And he really is a bore!

When he’s not talking dreary talk

    He goes to bed and snores.


He wears lacklustre trousers

     And a hat that’s dull and drab.

The strangest thing about him though

      Is he thinks he is fab.


He has no friends - of course not –

    For he’s such a stuffy bloke,

And when he comes upon the scene

    Folk disappear like smoke.


Well, should we let old Boring know

     Just what we think of him?

Or should we throw him out to sea

     And hope that he can swim?


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