My teacher’s fat and ugly
And she bellows like a bull.
She wears a tweedy jacket
And a beanie made of wool.
Her eyes meet in the middle
And are crossed without a doubt.
Her nose is flat and I would say
Looks very like a snout.
Her teeth are black and broken,
And her legs are like two pins.
Oh yes there is another thing:
She has two double chins.
But can this really be the case?
Well, of course this isn’t true
But she requested that I write,
A special poem for you.
Copyright on all my poems
Too awful to illustrate
Let's introduce Miss Monster to Mr Monster Maths.