Funny Poems 3

My teacher’s fat and ugly

    And she bellows like a bull.

She wears a tweedy jacket

    And a beanie made of wool.


Her eyes meet in the middle

    And are crossed without a doubt.

Her nose is flat and I would say

    Looks very like a snout.


Her teeth are black and broken,

    And her legs are like two pins.

Oh yes there is another thing:

    She has two double chins.


But can this really be the case?

    Well, of course this isn’t true

But she requested that I write,

    A special poem for you.



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Miss Monster - Heading

Too awful to illustrate

Children's Funny Poem - Page Heading Miss Monster's Beanie

Miss Monster's

beanie hat