You’ve got to help me doctor please.  

    I don’t know what to do.

I’ve got some funny symptoms

    And I think I might have ‘flu.


I used the ointment in this tin

    And applied it with due care,

But look at what has happened now -

    I’m covered all in hair!


My hands have also changed their shape.

    They seem to be like paws!

And, look!  My lovely finger nails!

    Well, don't they look like claws?


My nose has changed its shape as well

    And looks - well, like a snout!

And see what’s happened to my back? -

    A tail is sticking out!


The other thing which bothers me –

     Perhaps you might have seen -

My eyes have changed their colour now.

    They're brown instead of green.


“Your voice, it seems, is nice and strong

     And hasn't changed, as yet!

But my advice to you my friend

    Is to find yourself a vet.”



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This is one of almost 400 poems chosen by teachers and children for publication in 5 books in 2010.  I hope you also like it.  Josie


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