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Eat a snake in a cake?  No, I don’t think I will.

Kiss a poisonous spider? No, some spider’s kill.

    Clean a crocodile’s teeth?  No, I’ll give that a pass.

    Play a trumpet perhaps?  No, I’m not into brass.


Fly with the fairies?  I haven’t got wings

And not only that, I'm too old for such things.

      Fly to the moon?  No, I'm not up  to that.

      Tea with the Queen?  Well, I'd need a new hat.


Jump out of a plane?  No, I’ll never do this.

Swim with some sharks?  No, I’ll give that a miss.

    Write a poem for you?  Is that what you say?

    That’s more in my line - here's one straight away..


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